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You Might Be a Speed-Freak If...

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You might be a speed-freak if...

Fuel is delivered to your home in 55 gallon drums.
News footage of cops chasing you is used as a training video at your state's police academy.
The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull into their bay.
The fire department has ever showed up at your house because alarmed neighbors reported smoke billowing from your garage.
The local airport complains about the noise coming from your garage on Saturdays.
There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.
Traffic advisories are issued whenever your car is spotted during rush-hour.
You are afraid to drive your car.
You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge.
You can't drive your car in the rain.
You consider ABS and traction control as options for the driving impaired.
You find out that stock side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.
You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.
You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."
You get upset when your kid only gets a "C" in autoshop but not when he flunks math or english.
You have ever argued with your wife over making the montage payment or buying that new set of headers while they're still on sale.
You have speed shops on your telephone speed-dial.
You have to go to the track to buy gas.
You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile".
You need parachute braking.
You refer to the intersection at the end of your street as turn #1.
You see a picture of your car taped to the bulletin board at your local police station.
You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.
You spend more on tires than on food.
You wear earplugs in your car.
You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.
Your engine idles at 2800 rpm.
Your exhaust pipes are a larger diameter than your driveline.
Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.
Your fuel pump can be used to water a golf course.
Your insurance agent sends "Thank You" postcards from Tahiti.
Your insurance company had to create a whole new actuarial table to cover you and your vehicle.
Your local city council has passed an ordinance making it illegal for you to even enter a school-zone unless you are foot.
Your local DOT decides not to re-pave your street with that new rubberized asphalt because you've already done such a good job.
Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.
Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened
Your significant other is afraid to drive your car.
Your significant other won't even ride in the car.

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