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Model T Fun

Below is a collection of stories showing the funnier side of the beloved "Tin Lizzy."

Be sure to check out the humorous stories also found on the Yarns & Tales, Blondes & Their Cars, Yugo Humor, and One-Liners & Shorts pages.

If you have a favorite story about a Model T that you would like to add to our list, you can send it to us using the Submit Humor form or if you prefer, by e-mail.

Q: What time is it when one Model T follows another?

A: Tin after tin.

Did you hear about the chicken that got run over by a Model T?
It shook itself off and ran wildly down the road screaming "Cheap! Cheap!"

It was a pleasant day, and on a good road the Model T Ford bowled merrily along. Suddenly it gave a wheezy cough and stopped dead. Investigation showed that the engine had dropped out a dozen miles back. The little Ford had run 12 miles on its reputation.

A Model T Ford will go anywhere except in society.

A lady was telling her husband about the fine new automobile their neighbor was going to get.
"What is the name of the car?"
"I can't remember, but it starts with T."
"That must be a Ford. All the others start with gasoline."

"Did you succeed in selling your Model T?"
"I tried to sell it, but nobody would buy it. I tried to give it away, but nobody would take it so I left it standing in front of the house and I moved.

Q:	What time is it when one Model T follows another?
A:	Tin after tin.

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