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Advantages of a Faster-than-Light Car

This is another anonymous item that will make you smile, especially if you recall your basic physics - if you have any, that is!

You can sleep 'til noon and still get to work by 8 AM.
The Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.
You are never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking deep bugging you to carpool.
No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
Lunch breaks in Paris, cirça 1792.
LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds!
You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole while driving home from work.
You'll be so thin from driving that you will be able to wear horizontal stripes (but you will be more massive!).
That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
The Kid from Mentos commercial is almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through the back seat.
Traffic enforcement is limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
The Bug will never even see you comin'!
You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan, "It's there before you order, or it's free!"
Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough not to arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
License plate: "Me=mc2"
Cigarette butts don't land in the back seat; they land in last week!
Chicks dig it!