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Real Answers on Driver's Exam

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too ____-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q:	Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A:	What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q:	Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A:	The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q:	What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A:	Always wear a condom.
Q:	When driving through fog, what should you use?
A:	Your car.
Q:	How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A:	Be too ____-faced to find your keys.
Q:	What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A:	I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q:	What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A:	I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q:	What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A:	Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q:	What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A:	The color.
Q:	How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A:	Heavy psychedelics.
Q:	What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A:	Carry loaded weapons.

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