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Identifying a Driver's Home

The following is a basic sight guide for quick identification of a driver's origin based solely on observations.

Characteristic(s) Origin

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator Boston

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat Italy

One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator California (with gun in lap, L.A.)

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror Ohio, but driving in California

One hand on Latté, one finger in nose, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game Seattle

Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in lap, foot on brake, mind on Win95 GUI Seattle

Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians cross against the light San Francisco

One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the dash board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right foot on the accelerator, head bobbing from side to side Silicon Valley, listening to KEZR

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter Colorado resident on spotting a car with New York plates

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome 38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment Texas female

Characteristic(s)	Origin
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn	New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window	Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator	Boston
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat	Italy
One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator	California (with gun in lap, L.A.)
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror	Ohio, but driving in California
One hand on Latté, one finger in nose, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game	Seattle
Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in lap, foot on brake, mind on Win95 GUI	Seattle
Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians cross against the light	San Francisco
One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the dash board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right foot on the accelerator, head bobbing from side to side	Silicon Valley, listening to KEZR
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car	Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter	Colorado resident on spotting a car with New York plates
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window	Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road	Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome 38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment	Texas female

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